November 2011
73 posts
my favorite time of the year: cardigan season
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everyday’s an endless dream of cigarettes and magazines
and one dollar burritos
October 2011
71 posts
you’re a whorecrux
pizza gloriosa
qualsiasi persona chi
puo’ completarmi
benche sia io completa—
quella, io voglio.
importano le rumore?
i cani ignoranti,
posti ai loro stazioni
posti per attaccare?
se sono solo nel mente
abbaiano ancora
everyone who understood who i was made the short list of best friends ever tonight
99% of the things i do are motivated by getting warm or getting food.
OCCUPY MY ID
thank you, mad libs
Mom called me her pearly bundle of dismay and said I was the most hairy thing she had ever seen. (But I’ve seen the pictures, and I think I looked like a poopy blob!)
to sum
grr! that’ll show me for getting drunk on the day before a midterm: the midterm gets rescheduled to monday! i sure learned my lesson. except i’m banking on it getting pushed back again to wednesday
I find no peace and I am not at war,
I fear and hope, and burn and I am in ice,
I fly above the heavens, and lie on earth,
and I grasp nothing and embrace the world
Get ready for a bunch of petrarch quotes today
“And then he said, ‘I have Libya’s best composer — most famous composer — write...”
– Condoleezza Rice on her “eerie” 2008 meeting with Moammar Gaddafi. (via washingtonpoststyle)
“Death is one moment, and life is so many of them.”
– Tennessee Williams (via kari-shma)
favorite new typo
blackbroad.bu.edu
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Berry Freeze won “Most Unnerving Froyo Experience” this year.
why did i buy 10lbs of flour last night?
oh, because it was a dollar off if you bought two five pound bags. smart shopping, domenic.
she said the man in the gaberdine suit was a spy
got mouse traps, but all they caught were keaton’s feet
my strategy of screaming obscenities at our mouse (affectionately named “Cocksucker”) and letting it know it isn’t welcome has worked out. could have saved y’all $4.
When cobb salad leftovers becomes a feast at 4am
really hoping we book ksoul for our show
if any of you guys read this!
“I dunno, man, it was kind of like killing two birds with one stone as opposed...”
– Sawyer
the clock will tick away the hours one by one,
and then the time will come when all the waiting’s done
assassins round 2
“Is that look called “1920s Boy Scout?” Because I’d call that...”
– J. Patefield
years ago, venus at full wingspan was considered so impressive that she was the logo for the entire women’s tour. now she has an autoimmune disease and is south of 30. makes me think—is it better for athletes in their twilight to enjoy the ride downstream or to go out while on top?
What cheer, netop?
“I like that the song’s romantic.”
“Dude! It’s not...”
– me, to jimmy on “make her say”
“Humor is truth, only faster.”
– Gilda Radner (via gooddialogue)
