pretty sure a 2AM dinner of bacon and leftover french fries is the most college meal i’ve eaten while at college
when canada’s dead and gone there’ll be no more celine dion!
we may look easy pickins’ but we got some fight
before the naked and famous get too popular, remember that i was the first person you all knew who liked them.
had some really funny dreams last night, some highlights: -laying on the beach with one of my favorite people in the world (not you dominique) by moonlight. then a tidal wave hits -hanging out with my brother who, instead of having an infant girl in real life had three boys: adelai, adam, and ted. ted was asian. -a bunch of people congregated in my living room decide upon watching star wars....
that entrance really entranced me
on this post thanksgiving day, i am most thankful for leftovers
should someone spike batter with oxytocin, could you literally say the cake was made with a little bit of love?
found a box of velveeta in my fridge. you know what that means: bacon
lost a follower. lost a piece of my heart.
done with class for a week. anyone wanna get trashed tonight?
I was about to mention something about Jeff Goldblum. Then I logged on and saw someone else’s unrelated post about Jeff Goldblum in the first three items of my newsfeed.
holy shit i was just talking about the muppets having used to feature on SNL and then i read a status update saying that they are on SNL i am a prognosticator of television and you will all bow down to me. (btw: another prediction, community is canceled. sorry)
message me and i’ll write you a letter
mellowhoward: if one more person. tells me. tells anyone. out loud. on facebook. that twilight is romantic. i will make my own urine rain from the sky. because twilight is a comedy.
had a dream, you and me and the war of the end times
i was afraid to get drunk tonight because i have a quiz tomorrow. i looked at the study guide and it’s based on 4 ~35 slide lectures. hahahaha
I’m more creative when I’m in bad moods. Someone do something mean to me
feeling pretty antsy
things you can do as a 20 year old that you couldn’t as a 19 year old: truthfully say that you are 20 years old
towards the verticals of trees forever
how can i be sick last day of my teenage angst and why a haiku?
i’ve eaten more today than i have this entire weekend, and yet this is still only a tune-up for thanksgiving dinner
scavhunt IV in boston or in RI?
the muppets used to feature on SNL
whose musical icon’s death should i fake on facebook to make some of my friends cry and then hate me? goin’ with billy joel
super 88 friend of orient descent only one i have
Laura's Death, Petrarch, trans. me
Not like a flame forced out, but her spirit faded and went away in peace, her contented soul in the form of a bright and clear light which loses little by little its luster yet keeping its beauty to the end. Pallid, no, more like the white snow without wind in the rolling hills She resembled one sleeping.
i mean, i never didn’t admit i had big lips
the one empirical assessment of my knowledge this week was supposed to be on friday, and now it was pushed back. best week ever 2011 continues
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ode to the esplanade, or media group
slumber on the wet rocks autumnal orange tore shears of clay on my fingertips a city fire without precedent, then a shank of blue jaunting blades upon water ripping tides to my feet silent, silent, do not disrupt the morning commute, the ebb and flow there’s too much gold in the bank to panhandle a river then again, i’m doing both thanks media group! -9:00AM
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