December 2011
43 posts
crushin’
and in another heartbreaking development, prospects for burrito night at 48 have seriously been shaken with the lack of tortillas despite buying everything else five minutes ago at the grocer.
IF KIM JONG-IL IS DEAD, HOW WILL HE HAVE FUNNY THINGS TO LOOK AT? WHAT DO THE DEAD LOOK AT
attn world
i fucking love myself
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What’s that? I should go fuck myself? I agree! Men should be more self-generative! Thank you for your astute assertion. Why should women exclusively have to bear the burden of childbirth, when men are biologically doomed to fear commitment? It’s counter-intuitive and socially degrading.
Ahh, that beer is refreshing! Thank you for throwing it in my face on this warm summer evening.
Okay, okay!...
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gwyneth paltrow saved the life of someone on 9/11 by talking to her about being gwyneth paltrow and making her miss a train. that’s arguably the worst way to save someone’s life.
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Life’s a game. Don’t you forget. Fight for survival and find out if you’re worth it.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
“While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part...”
– Gilda Radner (via alidickson)
done done done done done done
til next week
or as the roots would say, dun
using the word “acrimoniousness” in my paper just bumped up my flescher-kinkaid grade level from 15.0 to 15.1. I AM GOD.
it’s a prototype, it’s about to strike
not sure i am enjoying the royal tenenbaums right now
who’s out there?
meep
anthropomorphism is so noughties, am i right
Watchis that east side pockets i see?
desertedplayground:
oh rhode island.
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take an eye for an eye
turn your heart into stone
this is all i have lived for
this is all i have known
paper deadline put off til tuesday.
hahaha
ain’t nothin’ gonna break my stride
my jaw hurts. it’s either due to quidditich or meningitis
i wish i could put out an amber alert on the breakers
