June 2011
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Q. A lot of people would say if you come here after the best part of the year...
– press room
wait
on that note is there any way to de-gay my soundcloud thing or do i have to get a better taste in music for that? look at the post below this. because the thing is an ’80s style radio with a heart coming out of it.
radios don’t have hearts
neither do i
is it possible to be described as “lighthearted” and “serious” at the same time?
my favorite nickname ever, courtesy of brad gilbert:
Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova: ”Scrabble”
think about it.
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macy's
the woman overseeing my training today was named domenica. we shared a laugh about how people can never spell our names right.
on that note, i can’t wait to see all my friends’ moms on the job!
thoughts on the tonys
-i didn’t remember anything about the real life scottsboro boys, but god bless broadway for making a civil rights rape trial the most unabashedly flamboyant performance of the evening
-these war horses are freaking me out
-matt and trey, south park creators, rightfully running the tables and winning every tony award
-i just knew they wouldn’t have don cheadle on without having...
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Romeo e Giulietta -- the original way Juliet died
I found my old Italian notebook from high school. This is from the first version of Romeo and Juliet, an Italian novella written in the 15th century. Shakespeare rightfully changed a really stupid detail when making this story juicy. Translated by me in Italian class so long ago:
Romeo then raised his languid eyes, heavy from being so close to death, on his woman, and having seen her, closed...
slice my soul out from the chest
just play plinko with all the rest
body parts make a salmon run
but mama bear eats until i’m done
hydrogenated,
their problems like corn syrup;
not good for my health
funny anagrams
contradiction // accord not in it
astronomer // moon starer
eleven plus two // twelve plus one
dom dion // ice t
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what word is better: ”aforementioned” or “aforesaid?”
so sardonic, i have a raging sardon right now
hunger pangs
you left me crushed like red pepper,
a cracked and flaky leper.
he put his yolk beside your breast,
you spooned it from your chest
and fried it like the rest.
your breakfast