Today in class we were shown 25 images of people of ambiguous races. Our assignment was to categorize them into what races you thought they were. The intention of the exercise was for you to get a lot of them incorrect, exhibiting the flimsiness of the word “race.” I got two wrong.
you can’t beat what you can’t see nargles 2011
Overheard on the t
...and he touched her retinas.
That's cute. Was it cute?
my style of writing is frighteningly similar to sylvia plath. this must be why I like the bell jar so much
Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are...– Sylvia Plath (via funeral)
mild saturday morning, the chang shing tofu truck makes its way to the chinese grocery and you can appreciate the menagerie of crazy folk that didn’t get the memo the normal folk are out again
I am very dumb. that’s all. I just wanted all my readers to know. I might in fact be the dumbest person on earth. this is why my mother named me dumenic. I am also a ninja. and by ninja i mean lying around in pajamas. MUTHA FUCKAS
what’s the plural of basis? “bases.” bay-SEES. what’s the plural of penis? “penes.” PEE-KNEES.
I won $200 the other day because floyd mayweather is a little bitch.– C. Walker
jmr18: distorted-mirrors: Jeans and boots and sweaters and scarves and tea and apples and fires and pumpkins. let’s do it. this is what i read: jmr18: distorted-mirrors: girl things and estrogen and not holding my booze and girl things and calcium supplements and overpriced starbucks coffee and girl things and leading boys on let’s do it.
Anonymous asked: where is that armpit video
it is time to begin my day. with fruit ninja.
i dropped my phone six times the other day. new record!
wow never realized how morbid an enunciation exercise that is
to sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life long lock awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block
Fumi told me the other day that you kind of look like a backstreet boy, and...– Sawyer
i just found a blu-ray copy of the karate kid on my computer. i have no idea how it got there. i am extremely afraid that there’s a mr. hyde version of me that downloads relatively poor remakes of movies